Description
xAbout this item
✅ GUARANTEED TO GET A LAUGH – Make their special day even more memorable with a hilarious touch! This cheeky Printperfect card features the witty caption “I Licked My Bum Before I Licked the Envelope” — perfect for dog lovers with a great sense of humour.
✅ PREMIUM QUALITY CARD – Printed on thick 300GSM coated white cardstock for a durable, professional finish. Each card boasts crisp, vibrant colours using high-definition laser printing at 1200x2400dpi for a clean and fade-resistant look.
✅ COMPLETE PACKAGE – Comes with a bold red envelope (155mm x 155mm) and protective cellophane sleeve — ready to gift and guaranteed to stand out.
✅ ECO-FRIENDLY & SUSTAINABLE – Crafted from recycled materials and fully recyclable, including the envelope and packaging. Proudly designed and printed by our small, family-run business in West Yorkshire, UK, using responsibly sourced local materials.
✅ MAKE IT PERSONAL – The inside is blank, giving you the freedom to write your own heartfelt (or hilarious) message. Ideal for any dog-obsessed friend or family member — whether it’s Mum, Dad, Nan, Grandad, Brother, Sister, Bestie, or your favourite dog mum or dad!
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
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Shipping
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